I’m watching The Invention of Lying on Netflix and that guy who plays Ricky’s friend, the red head, is oddly familiar to me…
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this song reminds me so much of this guy I had a crush on when I was in college. I liked him so deeply, I couldn’t even talk to him and I thought he wouldn’t like me for all the goofy things I like. He was perfect for me
Turns out he’s been dating this girls who likes a great deal of all the goofy things I like, including she&him (95% chance)
It still hurts pretty much whenever I remember him
FUCKING JOHN MAYER FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS FOR PREMIUM TICKETS WHEN I’M NOT WORKING OR STUDYING (so I could pay half)
I’m sad now.
I’ve already bought the non premium ticket, but I’m still sad
And my father will give me so much shit for charging almost 300 on his credit card at once even though I’m paying him as soon as I get some money
Well, see you on September 19th
"here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity followed by self-hatred and then further analysis"
Louis C.K. - Hilarious
Seinfeld taught me that three minds are better than one… well, depending on the minds.
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"that’s like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo. No, no, no, let me be more clear: it doesn’t do the job and it makes a fucking mess!"
Selina Meyers
ZodiacChic Post:Libra
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Oops.
lolololol
Milagre #CrazyCatLady #catsofinstagram
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