ugly:

do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u

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basedgosh:

*applies to a job* *thinks every phone call is them telling me im hired*

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shslequius:

mango is a funny word

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

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princekeiko:

Alaska Thunderfuck performing Your Makeup is Terrible at Oxford Arts, Sydney, Aus - 20.4.14

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playbilly:

This is beautiful. I love you Alaska

Best video ever omfg 😂😂😂😂

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gq:

Louis C.K. Is America’s Undisputed King of Comedy
Comedy is subjective, but not with Louis C.K. He’s the funniest man alive, and we don’t want any of your lip about it.

gq:

Louis C.K. Is America’s Undisputed King of Comedy

Comedy is subjective, but not with Louis C.K. He’s the funniest man alive, and we don’t want any of your lip about it.

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me on my birthday . 

(Source: fuckyeahdragrace.com, via milesjai)

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"So my rule is that if you have someone or something that gets 70 percent approval, you just do it. ‘Cause here’s what happens. The fact that other options go away immediately brings your choice to 80. Because the pain of deciding is over."

"And," he continues, "when you get to 80 percent, you work. You apply your knowledge, and that gets you to 85 percent! And the thing itself, especially if it’s a human being, will always reveal itself—100 percent of the time!—to be more than you thought. And that will get you to 90 percent. After that, you’re stuck at 90, but who the fuck do you think you are, a god? You got to 90 percent? It’s incredible!"

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Louis C.K. - GQ
what an awesome rule to live by…
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Tinhoso e o sintonizador aka aquecedor de bunda de gato #crazycatlady #instacat #catsofintagram

Tinhoso e o sintonizador aka aquecedor de bunda de gato #crazycatlady #instacat #catsofintagram